April 2013
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maytheflossbewithyou started following...
solomon—grundy:
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Taking a big gulp, he hoped that this one time, the truth would help him. “You see, my ceiling challenged friend, I was merely passing by. I had to hide from Batman somewhere, and the place was empty.” he shrugged his shoulders, a shiver rolled down his back as he looked into those very large and hate filled eyes. “Honest.”
He growled under his...
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Baby Face (hypoplasia-babydoll)
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maytheflossbewithyou:
hypoplasia-babydoll:
She smirked, rolling her eyes. “Liar,” she said, in regards to his story, then, “You need the shares?” She wasn’t looking at him as she spoke, instead still reading the paper. The information at her fingertips… Internally she relished it.
How in blue blazes did she see through that so quickly? Maybe it was a showbiz thing? “So...
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maytheflossbewithyou started following...
solomon—grundy:
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solomon—grundy:
Grundy slammed his fist into another one of the goons wearing a clown mask, picking up and throwing him into a crowd of others. “Joker! Fight Grundy!” he shouted, slamming his fists into the floor, sending shockwaves through the floor, knocking down several others.
Joker looked in pure shock. He knew this place was too familiar....
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Baby Face (hypoplasia-babydoll)
hypoplasia-babydoll:
maytheflossbewithyou:
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Eagerly she looked over the sheet of paper, taking in the information. He’d changed his name, huh… That explained why she hadn’t been able to track him down after so long. “If it was hards, why’d youse do it?” she questioned.
A small roll of chuckles left his red painted-like lips and said, “Actually, let’s just say, I was...
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cyanideandsmiles:
Everything was in place. The table was set, the candles lit… everything looked perfect. Harley had even gotten someone else to cook the meal, a nice roast, and she set out a bottle of red wine and two glasses as well. Placing her hands on her hips, and admiring her handiwork, she gave a firm nod, which shook the stems of her hat comically.
“Hah!” she said triumphantly. She...
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Baby Face (hypoplasia-babydoll)
hypoplasia-babydoll:
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Resentfully, she nodded, eyes fixed on the folder. “Now hand it overs!” she demanded, jumping in a fruitless attempt to reach it.
“Motivation my dear.” He pulled from his folder but one sheet of paper. “I have five names. The first one was your old Director. He sadly is no longer directing, but living in glorious retirement on...
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maytheflossbewithyou started following...
solomon—grundy:
Grundy slammed his fist into another one of the goons wearing a clown mask, picking up and throwing him into a crowd of others. “Joker! Fight Grundy!” he shouted, slamming his fists into the floor, sending shockwaves through the floor, knocking down several others.
Joker looked in pure shock. He knew this place was too familiar. It was that damned lab that Grundy hung...
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Baby Face (hypoplasia-babydoll)
hypoplasia-babydoll:
maytheflossbewithyou:
He quickly grabbed his folder and raised it high enough that she would not reach it.
“Hold the phone, because I don’t just do this for free ya know. You happen to fit perfectly for a little side job I need done for my latest project. A project that will also see Batman’s end, if we’re lucky. So, have we got a deal?”
Resentfully, she nodded, eyes...
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Baby Face (hypoplasia-babydoll)
“Alright sweets, if you want original, how’s this… Babydoll makes a BIG comeback, at the expense of those nasty TV folk that fired you. I happen to have names… if you want them.” he grinned, pulling out a green folder.
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OOC: I SWEAR I HAVE A MUSE!
He is just really frigging shy for some reason. But I’m on for a bit so you can send forth asks, anons, or OOC asks.
To my new followers, thank you for following/following back!
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Tricksters (Loki - madetoruleyou)
The Joker was dashing away from his latest brush in with the Batman. Speeding in his car, he made many reckless and careless twists and turns to avoid the Batmobile. After doing about ninety miles per hour, he finally lost Batman, but was out of Gotham City. A funny looking light was glowing in the middle of the road, and suddenly the clown prince of crime stopped short on the breaks and watched...
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frostprinceloki:
maytheflossbewithyou replied to your post:
“Stranger? Nah, that’ll never do. You can call me, the Joker. Or your dear Uncle J, I don’t mind which. But tell me, what do they call you?”
Joker? Either this was a case of the old parallel realities thing, or humans were seriously unoriginal.
“I’ll opt for Little Miss Jay.”
“And to answer your question, that which ‘they’ call...
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OOC: Thinking about adding a FC
It would be Jack Nicholson because he rarely gets any love for his Joker it seems, and I have a big stock of gifs from Tim Burton’s Batman. I dunno though, it would mean I veer off into a direction I didn’t wanna originally go in with this blog.
But if it means making people more comfortable, it’s not a big deal to me to add it.
But I love opinions, so give’em if you...
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Anonymous asked: yo thanks man u a real nice nigga *dies*
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Anonymous asked: ok man as long as i get to know how many buttcheeks u have thats all i want yo
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Anonymous asked: no i just really want to know how many buttcheeks u have
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Anonymous asked: how many buttcheeks do you have?
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Anonymous asked: Hello?
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My my my...
“Looks like this place could use a little more… well, me!”
“Guess who’s out of Arkham fellas?!”
December 2012
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November 2012
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A Little Holiday Poem by Uncle J.
Thanksgiving is over and time for some cheer Why the winter holidays are almost right here!
But alas my poor friends, I see it quite rare When someone gives ol’ Joker anything but a glare…
So this year my chums, I’m changing up the game I’ll be the man in the red suit, who you all know his name!
My gifts will be fun, full of laughter and glee And the best part is,...
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Watchcharlie-prince:
BTAS - Harlequinade
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Anonymous asked: Have you drawn any fun shapes?
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Ask-hq: Mista J! Mista J! Mista J!
Lookie at what I did! :D
“Harley… you certainly do put the mmmm in smile!”
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ziki-zai asked: Hello Mistah J. *-*
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argent-harte-deactivated2012122 asked: The artist stared at the clown with a mixture of awe, amazement, and a twinge of fear, "You are the Joker, yes? The Joker?" She tapped her chin with her pencil and pulled out her drawing pad, smiling.
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Send your dear Uncle J some asks...
“He’s bored…”
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OOC: My Loki friend is no longer active...
A bit bummed, but I’d like to thank ever last follower who I have for staying with me! I know I go long periods of time without notice and I know if it were done to me I would be annoyed, so I apologize and once again want to Thank you all for sticking around and putting up with me!
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Going Along (Deadpool & Joker)
shutupwilson:
maytheflossbewithyou:
The Joker slowed the car down until it came to a complete stop. He waved back to the man who looked way too excited about this, and Joker decided it was best just to go along with whatever the hell was going to happen from this point on. He stepped out of his car and approached the ninja like man and looked him up and down. The man looked more like some sort...
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Well, I had a lovely Gotham stay...
“But now your dear Uncle Joker is out and ready to play!”
October 2012
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You know what cartoon I really miss?
amazon-djinn:
Batman: The Animated Series
Best. Cartoon. Ever.
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